Hard ‘n’ Heavy

Hard ‘n’ Heavy Hard ‘n’ Heavy Hard ‘n’ Heavy Hard ‘n’ Heavy

Developer: N/AGraphics:
Publisher: reLINESound:
Year: 1989Difficulty:
Genre: PlatformerLastability:
Number of players: 2 alternatingRating: 5/10


I’d completely forgotten I’d downloaded this thing, and seeing the title screen, I was bracing myself for a Speedball knockoff. Nope.

Originally envisioned as a sequel to The Great Giana Sisters (Giana 2: Arther and Martha in Future World), I read that it was ultimately reworked out of fear of upsetting Nintendo even further. What we’re left with is a generic platformer featuring one-directional screen scrolling, a time limit, a few secret areas shamelessly lifted from Super Mario Bros., and … oh, look, a flamethrower!

Press “down” to switch weapons and hit the space bar, followed by “left” or “right”, to use secondary gear (shield, code, bomb).

Where to download it?
Planet Emulation
The Old Computer